I’m a bit worried about becoming a mother, and the fact it’s going to be to twins makes the whole thing a bit more daunting. You see, I don’t think I’ve ever even held a baby. Well, there was one time when my husband’s sister plonked one in my lap – obviously assuming that like any normal woman I’d be totally at ease with it. I was terrified, but luckily my husband (knowing about my baby aversion) swiftly scooped up said article and took it ....
Sleeping like a baby
21 Jun 2010 - 5:54pm 0 CommentsSleeping like a baby
I have come to the conclusion that sleeping is overrated.
I used to sleep well. Since I was 10 I have had a double bed to sleep in. I did not have to share it. It was mine. I loved it. I had plenty of space to sleep, tussle, sleep sideway, and sleep with arms and legs extent to the full. It was bliss.
My stomach and me: marks of a multiple mum
8 May 2010 - 8:56pm 4 CommentsYet another celebrity mum is snapped stretching out on a beach in a skimpy bikini, three months after having a baby. I groan and push the offending magazine back into the rack, slinking out of the newsagent in despair. I try in vain to convince myself that she was never pregnant in the first place; she has in fact been walking around L.A. with a (tiny) cushion up her jumper for nine months, before whipping it out, placing an order with bolivianbabiesrus dot com and hiring a team of nan....
Teenage crisis
26 Apr 2010 - 1:55pm 0 CommentsIt will get easier as they grow up “they” said. The first few years are the worst. Once they are in double figures it will get easier.
Let me laugh at those comments. “They” have never had to live (survive) life with 2 teenagers and a tween.
Why do all crisis have to take place at 7.25am? The bus goes just after 7.30am. Why can’t th....
